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# 10 – Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 – Pistol won’t stay under front seat.

# 8 – Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 – Pit crew can ‘t work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 – They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 – Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 – No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 – No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 – When they crash their cars, they bail out & run..

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN’T BE IN NASCAR…

# 1 – They Can’t wear their helmets sideways