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Just got this email from info@nokiapromo.co.uk  I’m soooo excited!

You or someone entered your information for an opportunity to participate
at the 2010 Nokia Cash Splash for poverty Alleviation and we are using
this medium to officially notify you that you have been nominated for the
grant, We are happy to inform you that you have just won 500,000 Pounds at
this grant/Award 2010 and your reference code is NK-0145-6701-E-100-124.
Please take note of your reference code as it will be needed for
verification.

Your prize money has been processed as bank draft (Cheque No: 1/33 968773)
of 500,000.00. We either forward it to you via courier or have our bank
transfer it to your account directly. Please choose your prefer mode of
payment as you get back to us with your verification form send to
nokia2010promo1@safe-mail.net

VERIFICATION AND FUND RELEASE FORM
Full Name:........
Address:..........
Age:..............
Gender:..............
Occupation:..........
Phone:...............

Because of numerous fraudulent schemes going around the internet,
confidentiality should be accorded at all times. You are expected to keep
the news of your winning and your reference code to yourself until your
funds hit your account. This is to avoid false claims and abuse of the
program.

Congratulations!!!

Edward Jones
Chief Financial Officer
Nokia Corporation
Tel: +447031935581
Web: http://www.nokia.com
Copyright © 2010 Nokia Corporation. All rights reserved

Read the ‘offense’ and if you’ve done it, you owe that fine .
You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed — $10
Did acid or pills — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican — $20
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Cross dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed someone who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive and drank — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in public — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex –$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars– $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time– $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Pissed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

Tally it up and comment: “My Fine Is…”

That is one heck of a guarantee

Tom Brokaw Involved in Fatal Car Crash | TMZ.com.

Brokaw and his wife, Meredith, are OK.

TMZ has learned NBC news anchor Tom Brokaw was involved in a 3-car accident in New York today around 1:00 PM Eastern Time.

Brokaw was in his car with his wife. A woman in one of the other cars died when she was thrown from her SUV.

Kind of interesting how the headline reads.  Sort of makes you think Tom Brokaw was killed if you read it too fast…

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