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Jun 14 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-06-14

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When the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? #
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? #
Wow #lakers #
#followfriday @leon_brown @casalinda @keeponwagging @guy_warner @fabio26 @beachpig #
RT @zappos Saw giant electronic billboard for "long lasting performance". It was advertising batteries. Not first thing that came to mind. #
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any RT @GEONBODYHEAT #
Did you get your vanity #Facebook page? http://bit.ly/fyRmc #
Are you you going to upgrade to the #iPhone 3GS? http://bit.ly/fyRmc #
It’s that time once again, Jen’s Box. http://bit.ly/fyRmc #
In-N-Out wins Best Burger. I don’t know of a better burger, you? http://bit.ly/fyRmc #
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #

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Jun 07 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-06-07

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What have you heard about the new Wave from google? http://bit.ly/fyRmc #fierceugly #
Time to see what is in Jen’s box. http://bit.ly/fyRmc #fierceugly #
John and Kate +8 http://bit.ly/fyRmc #fierceugly #
I have a new Lakers hard case for an original iPhone. Anyone want it? #
This is awesome, a hat with a built in bottle opener http://twitpic.com/6rfpt (via @fabio26) #
It that time again http://www.fierceugly.com/live #
It’s time for Jen’s box http://www.fierceugly.com/live #
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? #

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May 31 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-31

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We are talking about #Lost http://bit.ly/fyRmc #
RT @billyblackguard Everybody, change positions! #3wordsduringsex #
Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? #
Needs some articles to talk about for tomorrow’s podcast. Any suggestions? #
RT @jules_burt Reports of air drumming in Sussex. Symptoms include head banging gaumless expressions. http://twitvid.io/ab1W #

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May 24 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-24

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Five out of four people have trouble
with fractions. #
Why does 7-11 have locks on the doors, they never close ? #
All and all I would have to say that Terminator Salvation is not half bad. kept me entertained for 2 hrs. #
A little late but the stream is up http://www.fierceugly.com/live #

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May 17 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-17

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The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise & thinking that having problems is a problem. -Theodore Rubin #

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May 10 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-10

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What was the best thing before sliced bread? #
In the 60′s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. #

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May 03 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-03

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway. #
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? #
Awesome response video to Jizz in my pants http://bit.ly/DaQkQ #
RT @ashman01: LA Times – vote! RT @Thecolours @ashman01 Yet another Poll SCC is winning. http://tinyurl.com/d4ujts (via @fabio26) #
We are about to record live http://www.fierceugly.com/live #
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? #

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Apr 26 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-04-26

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. #
#followFriday @rayrayangel @QueenNewsBee @Lyssajo @rockingla @fabio26 @True_Gem #
In case you missed it an judging by the number of hits you did, new blog post Apple Apologizes for ‘Baby Shaker’ App http://bit.ly/tD5TU #
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. #
We will be recording tonight instead of our usual Sunday night. Set a reminder for 9pm CST/ 7PM PST http://www.fierceugly.com/live #
Recording live now, come hang out http://www.fierceugly.com/live #
It’s time for Jen’s box –> http://www.fierceugly.com/live #
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of #

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Apr 19 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-04-19

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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? #
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? #
Our 31st podcast episode is now available for your listening pleasure –> http://bit.ly/tuNb #
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4′s”? #
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4′s”? #
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food? #
#followfriday @jerzegurl @rayrayangel @fierceugly @peYloan @fabio26 #
Solving the world’s problems one story at a time. http://bit.ly/fyRmc #
Who’s stupid enough to take a swim with a Polar Bear? http://bit.ly/fyRmc #
Lets talk about what’s in Jen’s box http://bit.ly/fyRmc #

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Apr 12 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-04-12

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How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there? #
Is it 3:30pm yet? I’m ready to call it a day. #
The way guitar hero was meant to be played. http://twitpic.com/34uyd #
Lexus taking a leisurely swim. http://twitpic.com/35y8r #
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting? #
We are live –> http://www.fierceugly.com/live #
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? #

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