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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-06-14</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-06-07</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-05-31</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are talking about #Lost http://bit.ly/fyRmc # RT @billyblackguard Everybody, change positions! #3wordsduringsex # Isn&#8217;t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? # Needs some articles to talk about for tomorrow&#8217;s podcast. Any suggestions? # RT @jules_burt Reports of air drumming in Sussex. Symptoms include head banging gaumless expressions. http://twitvid.io/ab1W #]]></description>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-05-24</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-05-17</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-05-10</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fabio</dc:creator>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-05-03</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fabio</dc:creator>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-04-26</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fabio</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. # #followFriday @rayrayangel @QueenNewsBee @Lyssajo @rockingla @fabio26 @True_Gem # In case you missed it an judging by the number of hits you did, new blog post Apple Apologizes for ‘Baby [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-04-19</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fabio</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? # How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? # Our 31st podcast episode is now available for your listening pleasure &#8211;&#62; http://bit.ly/tuNb # Do Roman paramedics refer to IV&#8217;s as &#8220;4&#8242;s&#8221;? # Do Roman [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-04-12</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fabio</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do &#8220;Do not walk on the grass&#8221; signs get there? # Is it 3:30pm yet? I&#8217;m ready to call it a day. # The way guitar hero was meant to be played. http://twitpic.com/34uyd # Lexus taking a leisurely swim. http://twitpic.com/35y8r # When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-04-05</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fabio</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? # Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #podcast #blogger #tech # Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower? # Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-03-29</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fabio</dc:creator>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-03-22</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fabio</dc:creator>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-03-15</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 03:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fabio</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fabio</dc:creator>
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