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Apr 05 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-04-05

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  • Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? #
  • Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #podcast #blogger #tech #
  • Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower? #
  • Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up? #
  • Here’s a shocker, my flight is delayed 30 minutes… http://twitpic.com/2qkgx #
  • There is a nick in one of the engine blades and no one wants to sign off that it is OK, should I be concerned? #
  • Just finished my last class. Now I’m educated!!! #
  • Capt Curran brought us in for a nice smooth landing. #
  • Swim banquet time http://twitpic.com/2vze9 #

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Mar 29 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-29

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Mar 22 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-22

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  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. #
  • Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred
    dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? #
  • Have you played with the ATT text to speech yet? Very cool –> http://bit.ly/sl5B4 #
  • Off to Portland ME http://twitpic.com/26k0c #
  • The only way to fly :) http://twitpic.com/26kg6 #
  • How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? #
  • What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? #
  • A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. #
  • Look at all the leg room in the 757 emergency row :) http://twitpic.com/28yqw #
  • RT @LeoLaporte “iPhone 3.0 Lifts 10MB Over-the-Air Download Cap For Podcasts” http://ff.im/-1BTXv #
  • It doesn’t do u any good to arrive early when you have to wait 20 min for ur luggage http://twitpic.com/29a93 #
  • Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? #
  • Very pleased with the series finale of #BSG. Super well written. #
  • ? http://blip.fm/~387uh #
  • ? http://blip.fm/~387uy #
  • Where did I put that glove?? ? http://blip.fm/~387yg #
  • Just completed the Great Wall with the assistance of the whole family. My back is killing me! http://twitpic.com/2brzm #
  • A good friend will come and bail you out of jail…but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Damn…that was fun!” RT@FizzyDuck #
  • Recording live right now –> http://bit.ly/fyRmc #

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Mar 15 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-15

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  • He who eat cookie in bed, will wake up feeling crumby. #
  • Spiderman makes an appearance http://twitpic.com/1znpc #
  • Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy. #
  • He who stands on the toilet is high on pot. #
  • Why is that when you transport something by car it’s called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo? #
  • When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!! #
  • Is it true that cannibals won’t eat clowns because they taste funny? #
  • Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of asteroids? #

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Mar 08 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-08

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Mar 01 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-01

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Feb 22 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-02-22

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Feb 15 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-02-15

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Feb 08 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-02-08

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Feb 01 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-02-01

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